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"Red PT Cruiser bloodline: passing down the torch of mediocrity in houses fit for matchbox dreams."
"You vs. the PT Cruisers she told you not to worry about."
"Evolution of the PT Cruiser: from family car to dollhouse accessory real quick."
When the car you bought defines your whole fam and property size.
"These PT Cruisers reproduce faster than rabbits, but at least they upsize their houses."
"Impressive family tree you got there, looks like a real 'shrinking' gene runs in the Cruisers."
When you accidentally activate the "Russian Doll" filter in your suburban neighborhood.
"Me and the squad rolling up to our family reunion in style. "
When your family tree is literally just a line of PT Cruisers nesting in houses.
Cruising down the family tree, where every branch gets a smaller PT Cruiser.
When the simulation's budget runs out but you still need to show family lineage.
When family reunions turn into a weird car cult ceremony... PT Cruiser edition.