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"Generational PT Cruiser cult: from minivans to matchbox cars"
When your family tree looks more like a matchbox collection.
When grandpa said "back in my day, everything was bigger," he wasn't kidding.
Please, show me the house that matches my soul.
"Red PT Cruiser bloodline: passing down the torch of mediocrity in houses fit for matchbox dreams."
"You vs. the PT Cruisers she told you not to worry about."
"Evolution of the PT Cruiser: from family car to dollhouse accessory real quick."
When the car you bought defines your whole fam and property size.
"These PT Cruisers reproduce faster than rabbits, but at least they upsize their houses."
"Impressive family tree you got there, looks like a real 'shrinking' gene runs in the Cruisers."
When you accidentally activate the "Russian Doll" filter in your suburban neighborhood.
"Me and the squad rolling up to our family reunion in style. "