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When the Kung Pao Chicken hits just right.
When you and your friend both hate the same person and it's time to team up for a roast session.
"Me and my alarm clock agreeing to disagree every morning."
When you find someone who also lost everything in the crash.
When you finally find someone as toxic as you.
When you're both too dramatic for a regular handshake but respect is still compulsory.
When you’re about to throw hands but remember you’re both too dramatic for real beef.
When you're both ready to throw hands but remember it's a handshake competition.
When you both realize you're chaotic neutrals playing in the same chaotic sandbox.
When you both wanted to throw hands, but end up throwing friendship instead.
When you both can't stand each other, but you still gotta pretend to be civil.
When you're about to throw hands but decide to swap business cards instead.