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"When you both hate the same person but in a parallel universe."
When you're about to throw hands but end up making friends instead.
When you find someone whose dysfunction matches yours perfectly.
When your frenemy brings the drama but you gotta keep it civil for the public eye.
When you both realize you share the same great-great-grandma on Ancestry.com.
When the Kung Pao Chicken hits just right.
When you and your friend both hate the same person and it's time to team up for a roast session.
"Me and my alarm clock agreeing to disagree every morning."
When you find someone who also lost everything in the crash.
When you finally find someone as toxic as you.
When you're both too dramatic for a regular handshake but respect is still compulsory.
When you’re about to throw hands but remember you’re both too dramatic for real beef.