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When you wanna feel like a queen but end up just pooping on crystals.
"When you want to feel like a millionaire while taking a dump at Dollar Tree."
"Me trying to impress my crush by showing off my 'royal throne'"
When you're too fancy to drop anchor anywhere else.
When you want to flex on your guests but forget the toilet is for pooping, not peacocking.
When your toilet is more fabulous than your life goals, #priorities.
When you're too extra but still full of crap.
"Bling bling, my porcelain throne got drip harder than I do."
"Behold, the throne fit for a snobby royal turd."
Sitting on a throne fit for a royal dump, because regular toilets are so last season.
"Because nothing says 'I have too much money' quite like a diamond-encrusted toilet bowl."
When your bathroom is fancier than your life goals.