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"Me telling my friend about my secret addiction to ordering Chinese food at 2am on a Tuesday."
"Plot twist: Alabama joined the chat."
"The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell."
"Alabama 100"
"when you accidentally swipe right on your distant cousin on Tinder"
When you find out the secret ingredient in your favorite dish is just microwaved love.
Whispering the secret recipe for instant regret.
"Just found out your childhood teddy bear has more online clout than you. Tragic."
"Whispering the secret ingredient was just expired mayo. Their smile says it all."
The best conspiracy theories begin with a whisper and end with an eye roll.
Whispering "Lettuce is just crunchy water," as if they've cracked the Da Vinci Code.
When you mint your NFTs, just remember: your taxes now include JPEGs of pixelated monkeys.