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When you flex with zero talents and your friends clap out of pity.
When someone says pineapple belongs on pizza.
When you need fake confidence levels over 9000 to handle your life's dumpster fire.
Hi, congrats on being the human embodiment of a participation award.
"Me cheering on my own terrible life choices like: proud of you, champ, keep it up."
"Hi, haven't seen you since you failed at being a decent person."
"Hi, I'm awkwardly trying to blend in with human society, please validate me."
When you say "hi" but you really mean "ugh".
"me acting like everything's fine when my life is spiraling into chaos"
When you're dead inside but still trying to keep up appearances at the family gathering.
"Me pretending I have my life together like... but in low-res and pure cringe."
Unironically endorsing trash since 1991.