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When the cringe level is over 9000 but you gotta pretend to be impressed.
When you know they're lying but you let them continue their story anyway.
When your friend says they're a pro at making bad decisions.
When you flex with zero talents and your friends clap out of pity.
When someone says pineapple belongs on pizza.
When you need fake confidence levels over 9000 to handle your life's dumpster fire.
Hi, congrats on being the human embodiment of a participation award.
"Me cheering on my own terrible life choices like: proud of you, champ, keep it up."
"Hi, haven't seen you since you failed at being a decent person."
"Hi, I'm awkwardly trying to blend in with human society, please validate me."
When you say "hi" but you really mean "ugh".
"me acting like everything's fine when my life is spiraling into chaos"