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When your $dank memes portfolio goes to the moon and beyond, but your mental health stays grounded in the gutter.
When you get that crypto pump and start swimming in those fishy profits.
When you finally hit that crypto moonshot and your financial advisor is just a wet noodle.
"I don't always flex, but when I do, I make sure to do it with cartoon duck energy."
When you accidentally open Venmo and see your ex flexing on their story with your money.
When you finally find out your Nigerian prince inheritance was real.
"Me at the casino: All in on red! Also me: Well, black is a nice color too."
When you invest in y2k Crypto and suddenly turn into a cartoon supervillain.
When you realize the only thing richer than your wallet is your delusion of grandeur.
"Me pretending to understand Ethereum after googling it for 8 minutes."
When you find a penny on the ground and start planning out your Lamborghini collection.
When you invest in a crypto scam and it actually pays off.