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When you're about to pull off the biggest rug pull in crypto history.
When you invest in crypto and suddenly become a financial advisor to all your broke friends.
When you finally have more money than your emotional baggage.
When grandpa's financial advice hits as hard as Daffy Duck flexing his crypto gains at the dinner table.
"I'm in it for the wealth, the status, the booty. I mean that in more ways than one."
When the crypto you invested in as a joke actually moons to the moon.
When you find a dollar on the ground and suddenly think you're the Wolf of Wall Street.
"Me pretending like I'm not spiraling into existential dread over my meme-making skills."
When crypto hits just right and you're one step closer to that private island.
When you pretend you're taking a break, but you're actually just counting your shady earnings.
Cash me outside with my crypto gains, how 'bout dat?
When your crypto investment finally pays off and you become a living meme of capitalism.